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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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