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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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