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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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