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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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