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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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