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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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