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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Rex
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a turkey 🦃
a hyena 🐺
an elephant 🐘
a pufferfish 🐡
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a rhinoceros 🦏
a tiger 🐯
an ostrich 🐦
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