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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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