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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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