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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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