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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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