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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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