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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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