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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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