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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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