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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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