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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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