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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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