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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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