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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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