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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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