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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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