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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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