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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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