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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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