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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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