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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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