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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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