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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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