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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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