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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗
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