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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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