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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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