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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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