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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦
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