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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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