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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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