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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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