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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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