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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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