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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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