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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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