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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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