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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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