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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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