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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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