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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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