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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻
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