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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡
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