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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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