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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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