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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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