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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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