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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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